David Cameron's problems with society

Dear David Cameron,

I strongly disagree with your barmy idea that trees should be slaughtered my a mean, grisly, pancake-eating, lumberjack.

Sincerely, 

Fern Pineneedle

Dear David Cameron,

I'm fed up of being hurled around by a five year old. If this carries on, then, I shall ask my father,  Grisly Bearington, to come and bite your backside.

Yours not very truly,

Stan Bearington

This concludes David Cameron is wasting time on the popes resignation and ignoring these citizens.